Listen to My Excuses, I'm Really Not a Good Person

What about the thousand-year-old tiger spirit? My Yuan Rang only needed a sliding shovel to easily take down two js and a pair of qs. What? Thousand-year-old elephant spirit? Hum, I only need one King of Qin to circle the pillar and grab his hind legs. With a little force, I can break his thighs in minutes. You ask what pillar I circled? What kind of wild boar are you? Why are you so talkative? If you talk more, I will show you what it means to strangle a thousand-year-old pig demon with your bare hands! … Yuan Rang is a young detective who is not popular with the county magistrate and is sent to a remote mountain village. Every day I either drink and brag or adjust the trivial matters of the uncle and aunt. Life is leisurely and contented. Until one day, a group of people broke into the small mountain village. "You made it so hard for us to find you." "I'm sorry, young lady, you got the wrong person." "Do you know how we have spent these three years? I must take you back, I said so! Even if Dao Ancestor comes, I can't keep you!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.