Journey to the West: This Fake Tang Monk Is Really a Bit Perverted

All the immortals and gods in the Three Realms knew that Tang Monk, who was about to go west to obtain Buddhist scriptures, was a fake. After the fake Tang Monk appeared, all the saints declared that they would never leave seclusion for three thousand years. Tathagata Buddha and the Jade Emperor held an emergency meeting to discuss countermeasures. Guanyin: "Brother! Just do me a favor and go get some scriptures! This is the travel guide that Buddha asked me to give you. It contains the best entertainment venues in each city." Jade Emperor: "As long as you cooperate with me, this Ruyi Suixin Pill will be yours! It can make you as good as the Ruyi Golden Cudgel!" Tathagata: "Master Xuanzang is here. Let us welcome Master Xuanzang with the warmest applause to come to Lingshan to guide our work!" Bajie: "You ask me how I escaped? I used all the photo albums of witches and fairies in the sky and on the earth to get my life back! Those are all my treasures!!!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.