This Streamer Has Some Serious Skills, and Zhou Jie Is Losing It!

On his first day after transmigrating, Liu Xing does a good deed.

He stops a thief who's stealing money.

Sister Zhou: "Wait, bro. You stopped a thief, so why are you putting the money in your own pocket?"

Liu Xing: "I'm just holding on to it for the victim for a while!"

Sister Zhou: "..."

That day, Liu Xing takes part in a couplet-writing contest.

Opponent A: "A womanizer keeps a harem, shameless and unblushing, while every beauty in the crowd smiles at me."

Liu Xing: "I drift my hearse, lie down as they cover me with cloth, and the whole village waits for the feast."

Opponent B: "The sound of wind, the sound of rain, the sound of reading, all resounding loud and clear."

Liu Xing: "National affairs, family affairs, the affairs of the world. None of your damn business."

Livestream chat: ???

Sister Zhou: "There's something off about you..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.