The Audience Died Laughing: This Father and Son Have Eight Hundred Schemes Between Them

Liu Yi: "Son, what do you want to be when you grow up?"

Liu Xing: "An inspector!"

Liu Yi: "Sure! Uphold justice, help the weak, and rid the people of evil."

Liu Xing: "You'd better get your act together before I grow up. Otherwise, you'll be the first person I investigate."

Liu Yi: "..."

Liu Xing: "Dad, when are you going to pay back the hundred yuan you borrowed from me last time?"

Liu Yi: "When did I ever borrow money from you?"

"Do you have a written IOU? If not, what nonsense are you talking about?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.