Couldn't Remember the Next Line of the Palace Jade Liquor Jingle, So I Called the Police

Yu Xiao'er transmigrated to this world from the start!

He's taking part in a 40-day survival trial.

No family, no money, and not even a legal identity.

From the start, he meets a man selling melons.

The man asks, "Is this melon guaranteed to be ripe?"

In my experience,

when you ask whether a melon is ripe, you've already decided in your heart that it isn't.

Then he encounters some robbers.

He asks, "Palace Jade Liquor?"

Faced with this famous line from a household-name comedy sketch, the robbers fall silent.

Seeing this, Yu Xiao'er sneers. "I called the police. I suspect you're one of those walking half-million-yuan spies."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.