Journey to the West: This Monkey Has a Little Conscience, but Not Much

Silly comedy. If you don't like it, please don't flame me.

Zhang San transmigrates into Journey to the West as Sun Wukong, acquires the Outlaw System, and starts doing good deeds in the world of Journey to the West.

Zhen Yuanzi: "Ah... My Ginseng Fruit has been stolen! Every last one of them! Damn it!"

Zhang San: "Bro, it's fine. I'll lend you two for now. You can pay me back when the tree grows more."

Qingfeng: "What a good person!"

Mingyue: "A truly wonderful person!"

Zhen Yuanzi: "So, is there any chance that these Ginseng Fruits are actually mine? ...You little rascal, don't run..."

A passerby: "Well, this guy does have a bit of a conscience, but not much."

One day,

the Seven Fairies descended to bathe, and their clothes were stolen.

Zhang San: "Selling clothes, selling clothes! At cost, no profit, just to make a friend."

The Second Fairy: "What a good person!"

Little Seven: "A merchant with a conscience!"

The Eldest Fairy: "Wait, these are our dresses! Catch her and beat her to a pulp!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.