I, Sun Wukong, Became a Sage by Playing Dirty

Some achieve sainthood through artificial means; some prove the Dao through sheer strength; some become saints by slaying their three corpses. I, Sun Wukong, did it in a more impressive way: by becoming a saint without playing fair.

Old Lord: Just let me toss down my Golden Cudgel and catch that monkey off guard... Hm? Where's my bracelet? Why is it in the monkey's hand? You dare steal my Golden Cudgel, you monkey? No honor at all! You'd better watch yourself!

Tathagata: Monkey, I'll make you a bet. If you can leap out of my palm... Amitabha... What the hell... Monkey, you actually killed my uncle! You, the Great Sun Tathagata, have no honor at all! You'd better watch yourself!

Tang Xuanzhuang: Monster, my disciple is Sun Wukong. Let me go, or else... What? Sun Wukong sent you to capture me? And you want to eat Tang Monk with him? Monkey, no honor at all! You'd better watch yourself!

Bull Demon King: Monkey, Iron Fan is your sister-in-law, and you actually... No honor at all! You'd better watch yourself!

Everyone curses: That dishonorable monkey deserves to die!

Sun Wukong: Sorry, I've become a saint.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.