Livestream: I Duel with the Supernatural, While My Viewers Go Wild in the Chat

Lu Zhou is locked in a desperate battle against the paranormal, with death all but certain, while viewers in his livestream chat are busy making wildly suggestive jokes.

Lu Zhou: "Daoist, perhaps this is the responsibility we cultivators must shoulder!"

Viewer: "Yeah, exactly! What you carry on your shoulders isn't always responsibility. It could also be Balenciaga."

"Streamer, how do I announce that I'm in love? I'm a girl."

Lu Zhou: "Could one of you big-brained viewers answer that for me?"

"Isn't that easy?"

"Thanks! Now I finally have someone who can give me a COVID test every day."

"So did the girl find herself a doctor or a healthcare worker in a protective suit?"

"Everyone else is already speeding down the highway, and you're still here going 'Makka Pakka'!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.