You Imprisoned Me on Five Finger Mountain, Yet Expect Me to Join the Buddhist Faith?

Sun Wukong activated a life simulator, allowing him to simulate the life he was about to lead at any time.

Year One: You are born from a stone.

Year Two: You become the Handsome Monkey King of Flower-Fruit Mountain.

Year 322: Seeking immortality, you travel to Mount Fangcun in Lingtai, Xiniu Hezhou, to become Patriarch Bodhi's disciple.

Year 342: You complete your training and take the title Great Sage Equal to Heaven. You defeat the Demon King of Chaos, claim treasures from the Dragon Palace, and force your way into the Underworld to erase your name from the register of the dead.

Year 343: The Jade Emperor summons you to Heaven and appoints you Keeper of the Imperial Stables. You find the position too lowly and rebel against Heaven.

Year 590: The Buddha Tathagata imprisons you beneath Five-Finger Mountain for five hundred years.

Year 1,090: Your sentence ends. You escort Tang Sanzang on his journey to the West to obtain the scriptures and are named Victorious Fighting Buddha.

Simulation complete. Reward obtained: Four Swords of Immortal Slaying.

Sun Wukong had planned to wreak havoc in Heaven. With his Golden-Hooped Rod in hand, he stood before the Southern Heavenly Gate, then turned and walked away.

He was the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. He would not become some ridiculous Victorious Fighting Buddha!

He was the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. He would never convert to Buddhism!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.