The Great Sage Equal to Heaven's Life Simulator

Sun Wukong activates a life simulator, allowing him to simulate the life ahead of him at any time.

Year One: You are born from a stone.

Year Two: You become the Handsome Monkey King of Flower-Fruit Mountain.

Year 322: In search of eternal life, you travel to Mount Lingtai, Cave of the Slanting Moon, in the Western Ox Continent, to study under Patriarch Bodhi.

Year 342: You return after completing your training, take the title Great Sage Equal to Heaven, defeat the Demon King of Havoc, claim treasure from the Dragon Palace, and force your way into the underworld to erase your name from the death register.

Year 343: The Jade Emperor summons you to serve in Heaven as Keeper of the Imperial Horses. You think the position is too lowly, so you rebel against the Heavenly Court.

Year 590: The Buddha Tathagata pins you beneath Five Elements Mountain, sentencing you to five hundred years.

Year 1,090: Your sentence ends. You escort Tang Sanzang to the Western Heaven to fetch the scriptures and are granted the title Victorious Fighting Buddha.

Sun Wukong, who had been planning to wreak havoc in Heaven, stands before the Southern Heavenly Gate with his Golden-Banded Staff in hand. When he sees the simulation reach this point, he immediately turns and leaves.

He is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. He will not become some lousy Victorious Fighting Buddha!

He is the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. He will never convert to Buddhism!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.