Dai Xiaomei Was Kidnapped, Exposing Me as a Max-Level Taoist Priest

I'm Xu Qing, a max-level Taoist priest. The shady System wants me to go down the mountain and uphold justice?

You think I want to? No, the lightning tribulation is too fierce. I can't take it.

I excel at divination, talismans and incantations, and the Qimen Dunjia arts.

Dai Xiaomei: "You stinky Taoist, how old am I this year?"

Xu Qing: "Are you sure you want to know? Thirty-two?"

Dai Xiaomei: "You... stinky Taoist, you pervert!"

Xu Qing: "A woman's heart is impossible to fathom."

Want your fortune told? No charge if I'm wrong!

Su Ya: "Little Taoist, why don't you come with me? I'll support you!"

Xu Qing: "You little vixen, don't even think about shaking my faith!"

Then one day, the police discovered Xu Qing, and the whole world trembled!

The public: "You found a son who'd been missing for thirty years just by pinching your fingers?"

Criminal: "Please arrest me! This guy summoned heavenly lightning with a talisman and electrocuted me!"

The dead: "I never thought that even after dying, I'd be summoned back as a witness!"

Police station: "Xu Qing committed a crime? Impossible, he's one of us!"

Xu Qing: "Keep a low profile, keep a low profile. I'm just an ordinary person!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.