Journey to the West: You Were Told to Fetch the Scriptures, Not Bring Wind and Rain

He transmigrates to the world of Journey to the West and becomes Tang Sanzang.

Now he has to take on the great mission of retrieving the scriptures?

No way!

It's just a calamity over the struggle between Buddhism and Daoism for the Mandate of Heaven.

Would it really be so wrong to slack off and have a heart-to-heart with some female demons?

"Senior Brother, Master got caught by a monster!"

Sun Wukong: "Is the monster male or female?"

"Male..."

"Get the fire going and set up the pot."

"What for?"

"To eat him, obviously. What else would we do? Cut out his kidneys?"

"What if it's a female demon?"

Sun Wukong: "Amitabha Buddha..."

Zhu Bajie: "…"

Sha Wujing: "…"

Meanwhile, Tang Sanzang rode a tiger and said, "My disciples, the Kingdom of Women lies ahead. It's paradise! Hahahahaha..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.