Journey to the West: You Told Us to Fetch the Scriptures, Not to Make It Rain or Blow a Gale

He transmigrated to the world of Journey to the West and became Tang Sanzang.

Was he supposed to shoulder the great task of retrieving the scriptures?

Forget it!

This was just a calamity in the struggle between Buddhism and Taoism for Fortune.

Would it really be so wrong to take it easy and have heart-to-heart talks with some female demons?

"Senior Brother, Master has been captured by a demon!"

Sun Wukong: "Is the demon male or female?"

"Male..."

"Get the fire going and set up the pot."

"What for?"

"Obviously to eat him! What else? Cut out his kidneys?"

"What if it's a female demon?"

Sun Wukong: "Amitabha Buddha..."

Zhu Bajie: "…"

Sha Wujing: "…"

Meanwhile, Tang Sanzang rode a tiger and called out, "My disciples, the Kingdom of Women is just ahead. It's paradise! Wahahahaha..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.