The Tathagata Told Me to Fetch the Scriptures, but I Just Want to Slack Off

He transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and became Tang Sanzang.

Should he shoulder the great responsibility of retrieving the scriptures?

No way!

This was nothing more than a tribulation in the struggle between Buddhism and Daoism for heavenly fortune.

Wouldn't it be perfectly reasonable to take it easy and have a heart-to-heart with some female demons?

"Senior Brother, Master got captured by a demon."

Sun Wukong: "Was the demon male or female?"

"Male..."

"Get the fire going and the pot ready."

"What for?"

"Obviously we're eating him! What else would we do? Cut off his kidneys?"

"What if it was a female demon?"

Sun Wukong: "Amitabha..."

Zhu Bajie: "…"

Sha Wujing: "…"

Meanwhile, Tang Sanzang was riding a tiger. "My disciples, ahead lies the Kingdom of Women. It's paradise! Hahahahaha..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.