My Five Organs Hold a Meeting Every Night

Lin Feng transmigrates into a world of powerful cultivators and becomes an outer disciple of the Tianlang Sect. He doesn't get a System, but discovers that his organs hold a meeting every night.

Brain: All right, everyone, it's meeting time. Tell me, why is our master cultivating so slowly?

Heart: Big brother, the lungs are too dumb to grasp the breathing technique. I suggest we drag them out and sacrifice them to Heaven.

Lungs: Damn it, I've been trying my best! Don't pin this on me. It's entirely because I don't know enough about the cultivation method.

Spleen: I suggest sending our master to a lecture. Maybe he'll have a sudden insight.

Liver: Good idea. After the lecture, we can discuss it again.

Gallbladder: We should also get some spiritual medicine to build him up, or this won't work!

Brain: Good. The motion passes!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.