Randomized Paradise: Everyone Thinks I'm a Master

"Let's begin. Draw a card."

A Hundred Percent Chance of Someone Catching a Blade Barehanded

Passive skill. Equip any weapon with the word "sword" in its name to activate. Every time you swing the sword, someone is guaranteed to appear and catch the blade barehanded.

Grilled Kidneys

You can make the most delicious grilled kidneys in history.

Don't Be Stupid, He's Lying to You

When you hear someone fantasizing about the grand promises someone else made to them, say, "Don't be stupid, he's lying to you." The speaker will see their fantasies fall apart within ten minutes.

Fragile Little Bird

Now you can communicate with injured nonhuman creatures.

Survival of the Fittest

You can make someone with a strength score above 13 attack their enemy.

Zhu Jue signs a contract with Random Paradise and enters random dungeons to carry out missions.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.