Me! Multiple Personalities, and I Encounter a Gluttonous Horror from the Start

True News: Recently, the XX Command Center in Bogang City received a report from a man who claimed over the phone that he had "killed himself." What exactly happened? According to reports, the caller was so incoherent when speaking with the command center staff that he sounded drunk. He couldn't explain why he was reporting anything. After the staff questioned him repeatedly, he said he had "committed murder." They asked who he had killed, and his answer was, "I killed myself." When asked how old he was, he replied, "102." After this exchange, the command center staff figured the man was either mentally ill or drunk. Concerned that the incident could have a negative impact on the city, the command center immediately dispatched the city's Extraordinary Affairs Organization to investigate.

Alternative titles:

I Might as Well Write Myself In

We Don't Need Supporting Characters, I'm Enough on My Own

This Is Way Too Arbitrary

One Man's Cybernetic Supernatural Journey

I Killed Myself!

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Is This Real? I Think It Is

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.