City Lights: Don’t Despair, We’ll Help You Get Revenge

Take a look at your own face. You deserved to be set up and robbed!

You weren't the one who hit them, so why did you help?

New actors need to know their place. That's how show business works. If you have a problem, go ahead and sue!

There are so many people at school, so why pick on you? It takes two to tango!

Shared building areas are perfectly normal. If you don't like it, don't buy an apartment.

"Don't despair. We'll help you get revenge... Sometimes, justice needs to be served in unusual ways!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.