Special Company: Don't Despair, We'll Help You Get Revenge

"I was swindled out of my money and seduced! I'm so desperate!"

"Don't despair. We'll help you get revenge. Trust me, we're professionals. Even if it means starting a world war, we'll make sure your revenge succeeds."

"I don't want a world war. I just want revenge."

"Why didn't you say so sooner? Why didn't you say so? You should've said so from the start."

The strongest avenger, radiant defender, and torchbearer of righteousness, Zhang Yi, solemnly reminds clients: You can trust our company unconditionally. We are the light of righteousness. We fight fair, spread positive energy, and we're a pleasure to talk to. We destroy all who oppose righteousness and are sworn enemies of evil.

Our motto: As long as the light endures, righteousness shall prevail!

"What? You want revenge against our company? Sorry, we don't offer that service."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.