Apocalypse Rampage: I Can't Just Talk My Way Out, Can I?

This story focuses on the apocalypse, with a side of bluffing. It takes an atheistic approach, aims for cute and coquettish antics, and sets its sights on winning through violence.

Xia Anke loves fantasy, xianxia, and supernatural stories more than anything,

but he's a thoroughgoing atheist.

The phrase he repeats most often is: "Freedom, equality, justice, and the rule of law..."

He has always believed in Mencius's teaching that virtue can win people over!

So!

One day, Xia Anke woke from a nap to find himself in a gloomy place, surrounded by twisted, ridiculously good-looking creatures all over the streets. His first thought was to find the police.

After overcoming all sorts of hardships, Xia Anke finally made it to the police station.

With tears in his eyes, he told the police officer sitting with his back to him and reading a newspaper all about his grievances.

Then he looked up and saw a pixelated face!

Xia Anke was so scared he hiccupped,

punched the gloomy zombie's head clean off,

then ran out of the station sobbing, leaving a hole in the wall as he went.

I got nine years of compulsory education, for crying out loud! I wanted to win them over with virtue, but all they wanted was to fight me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.