I once forced myself on Ashe, the Frost Archer, when the apocalypse broke out, and flirted with Riven, the Exile, on a blood-soaked street!
I once threatened Sivir, the Battle Mistress, during a zombie siege, and drugged Lux, the Lady of Luminosity, as the world collapsed!
I once shared a passionate night with Caitlyn, the Sheriff of Piltover, when all was calm, and fooled around with Katarina, the Sinister Blade, in the still of the night!
My secret chamber holds Sona, the Maven of the Strings, and Fiora, the Grand Duelist. On my bed lie Ahri, the Nine-Tailed Fox, and Jinx, the Loose Cannon!
I've never lost my edge, and my spear has never fallen!
That's because I'm the flower who steals hearts and sneaks kisses, cutting through every obstacle in my path. I welcome wanton women and virtuous ladies alike, and I'm the world-famous Giant-Dicked Hero.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
I don't know what to say