My Cat and Dog Are Too Introverted! Stolen Susanata Buddha

My name is Song Cheng, and I am an unsystematic time traveler. Dahuang and Xiaobai are my raised Erha and Ragdoll respectively! I was forced to lie flat in the world where spiritual energy was revived, but... They rolled up! … My name is Dahuang, and I am a noble Erha. I cannot let my eldest brother die! I want to save his life! My name is Xiaobai, and I am much nobler than the two idiots next door. This shit shoveling officer is such a loser, I have to help him! … So, these two guys who became sperms started to get involved! During the day, Dahuang brought the Sharingan in his mouth; at night, Xiaobai dragged a three-meter wooden Buddha into the house. Dahuang stole the Hyunrin Pill; Xiaobai took the Flame Fruit. … The cats who can't tell the difference continue to get more crazy! So, Dahuang, who was afraid that Song Cheng would have no partner, stole the beauty from the school next door. And Xiaobai, who was willing to risk everything, turned into a cat girl... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.