Asking You to Send Cigarettes and Alcohol to Arrest All the Enemy's Spies?

My father-in-law is a big shot in the military. He doesn't have enough budget for his birthday, and his tobacco and alcohol are too ordinary? Don't know what to give? Do you want your father-in-law to look at you with admiration and wish he could tie his daughter to you? For only NT$10,000, on your father-in-law's birthday, we will present you with: Ten senior spies from the enemy's military, a design drawing of the enemy's core fighter aircraft, a military song sung by the top military band, and their most sincere blessings. Let everyone attending the birthday party imagine that you are a big boss with a mysterious identity. For a fee of 100 million, we can provide your enemies with: An intercontinental missile carrying a 100-million-yield nuclear bomb has crossed the atmosphere and entered fifty times the speed of sound. A free corpse collection service … I'm Chu Mo, the chairman of "Dai Li Interstellar" Group. As long as you pay enough, there's nothing I can't do except what you can't think of. Don't know what to give? Contact us! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.