I! The Immortal Old Man Taking the Internet by Storm!

Su Xuan, an ancient cultivator, awakens after being struck by lightning, having slept until the present day.

He begins searching for his bloodline and tracking down his relatives.

A younger descendant gets mocked on a blind date: "You won't put my name on the house? How narrow-minded!"

Su Xuan: "You're so open-minded, you call everyone Dad!"

A younger descendant gets ridiculed by his boss: "With skills like yours, I can't help laughing!"

Su Xuan: "Grandson, come on, kowtow twice so your dad can see how filial you are!"

A younger descendant gets mocked by an online troll: "Ever heard that it takes two to clap?"

Su Xuan rolls up his sleeves and spits into his hands: "Come here and turn your face this way. Let's see how loud it cracks!"

A director: "I told you to find an old man to play an immortal, not an immortal to play an old man!"

A wealthy businessman: "I said I had connections up above, but this old guy says he has connections underground!"

A charlatan: "This old man who crawled out of a grave wants me to believe in science?"

A streamer: "I thought this old man was all bark, but he's even fiercer in person. He goes around smacking female ghosts across the face!"

This book has no System. It's also known as Everyone in the World Is an Old Immortal's Grandson, The Immortal Old Man's Everyday Life in the City!, and This Guy's a Real One: He Shows Up Whenever There's Trouble!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.