I'm the Taoist Master Who Tells It Like It Is, and I Livestreamed Cracking Open a Head at the Campus Beauty's Funeral

Su Ping'an transmigrates to a world overrun by supernatural horrors and becomes a Taoist priest who works part-time.

After awakening a System, he's hired to perform a ritual at the home of the campus beauty's grandfather!

Campus beauty: "Dad! He's no expert. He's my classmate! Why did you hire him?"

Boss Jin: "Don't be rude. This is a real expert!"

Su Ping'an watches the father and daughter argue with a smile. Just as the campus beauty is about to have someone escort him out...

With a bang, her grandfather's corpse springs back to life!

"Boundless Heavenly Venerable! Everyone, stand back. This poor Daoist is going to crack open the old gentleman's skull!"

A female ghost: This Taoist has gone mad. He wants to give me maternity leave!

A charlatan: We're both ordained, but he actually wants to shoot me!

A ghost king: A Night Parade of a Hundred Demons? Not happening! This guy's a lunatic. He whips out a Gatling gun at the slightest provocation!

Onlooker A: This Taoist is the real deal. He actually charges at ghosts!

Onlooker B: I only like watching the live streams where he blasts things with a shotgun. The others make me cough!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.