Nuclear Journey to the West: The Bandit Monk Tang's Peaceful Pilgrimage

Song Yuanming transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and became Tang Sanzang. After awakening a System, he refused to be a helpless pawn!

From then on, a bandit of a Tang Sanzang, armed with an AK and grenades, protected by nanobots within and an orbital superlaser cannon without, set out west with his four disciples.

Sun Wukong: I'll never forget the day Master used an antigravity weapon to move Mount Five Fingers, then asked whether I wanted him to "escort me to the Western Heaven" or just "send me straight there."

The White Bone Demon blocks the road? Bajie, get the oil hot. The five of us are having bone soup over rice tonight!

The Kingdom of Women is holding a matchmaking contest? Disciples, this is beyond you. Your master will handle it!

The Silver Horn King's gourd? Kid, call me Daddy and I'll consider it!

Buddha Tathagata: Where did you crazy monk come from?

Amitabha. This humble monk comes from the Great Tang in the Eastern Lands. My real name is Tang Xuanzang, aka the Nuclear Bomb Deity! I have come today to ask you, Buddha, to step down! I hope you know what's good for you!

If you refuse, this humble monk will have no choice but to nuke the Western Heaven's Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss... May all beings be blessed...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.