From the Start, I Got Aged Pickles, and I Can Pickle Anything

When Gu Xiaobei had finished eating 1,000 buckets of Old Pickled Cabbage Noodles,

the System finally appeared and told him he had been eating dirt-pit pickled cabbage all along.

Out of sympathy, the System tossed him a jar of authentic Old Crock Pickled Cabbage, then became impossible to contact.

After eating the authentic pickled cabbage, Gu Xiaobei's cultivation skyrocketed.

When he had eaten all the pickled cabbage, the protagonist discovered the secret of the old crock...

To get his hands on even more premium ingredients, Zhang Xiaobei set his sights on the demon beasts invading Huaxia.

Baboerben: "Huh? There's a young man up ahead. Fair-skinned and tender-looking. He should taste pretty good."

Benboba: "Yeah. Let's stew him when we get back and split him in half."

Gu Xiaobei: "Stop talking, or you won't be fresh by the time we get there."

The Snake Spirit and Scorpion Spirit: "That kid up ahead looks just like a Calabash Brother. Let's catch him and boil him for dinner."

Gu Xiaobei: "There's a snake and a scorpion up ahead. Perfect for catching and soaking in liquor."

"Hey, food up ahead! You're entering Huaxia. Imported food must undergo quarantine inspection at your own expense."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.