Dream of the Red Chamber: I Kissed Lin Daiyu from the Start, and Baoyu Cried

The male lead is reborn as Jia Huan, a terrible scoundrel. He kisses not only Lin Daiyu but Xue Baochai too: one gets so angry she uproots a willow tree, while the other gets so angry she draws a sword against her own chest. Jia Baoyu bursts into tears on the spot, but all he can do is fret helplessly.

It turns out Jia Huan activated the Hero Card System, just as the Jia family was facing disaster. Using the excuse that an ancestor had possessed him, Jia Huan claims he can pass celestial energy through a kiss and summon divine generals to defend the family.

And so the young ladies of the Grand View Garden become his victims. Not only does the terrible Jia Huan kiss them, he also turns them into all sorts of strange superheroes.

Xue Baochai unleashes her Milky-Sweet Slash, Miss Lin carries a giant willow tree around, and Qin Keqing sits on people with her backside whenever she gets the chance. Most outrageous of all is Jia Yuanchun: she actually turns into...

"My goal is the stars and the sea." To train the Jia women's bodies, Jia Huan decides to lead them onto the battlefield.

"Brother Huan, could you act like a decent person? We're all girls!"

"Miss Lin, women hold up half the sky. Roll up your sleeves and get to work!"

Was it the distortion of human nature or the collapse of morality? Jia Huan somehow twists Dream of the Red Chamber into an epic of iron and steel.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.