Global: Oh No! My Skills Have Gained Sentience

Games descend upon reality, and Fang Fan, whose talent is only average, suddenly discovers that his skills have gained a life of their own.

Fireball marries Lightning and becomes Thunderblast.

Thunderblast marries Wind Gathering and becomes Nuclear Explosion.

The skills, now sentient, can not only find wives for themselves, but have also started a group chat**. They chat about everything under the sun while cultivating automatically.

They can level up by devouring cultivation techniques they like, and improve their cultivation speed by consuming ** equipment.

Most importantly, the skills can take human form. Each has a strong personality, and they can help the protagonist fight monsters, make pills, craft equipment, and even warm his bed.

"Big bro, just lie flat. Leave maintaining world peace to us underlings."

Watching his skills line up in two rows, Fang Fan thinks to himself: Every one of you is a real talent.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.