This Streamer Is the Real Deal: Interpreting Lunyu and Winning People Over with Virtue!

Su Shen transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a radio host.

From the start, he's facing the prospect of his show being canceled and his girlfriend breaking up with him.

Fortunately, he binds to a System. As long as he entertains and amuses people, he can earn Amazement Points to draw prizes and exchange them for anything!

And so, Su Shen completely lets loose!

The Analects is actually a book about the rules of the underworld!

"The Master did not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or gods" means the sage doesn't want to talk to you, then beats you senseless with his supernatural strength!

"When three walk together, one can be my teacher" means that as long as I'm among the three, our combat strength is equal to an entire army!

"The past is like a flowing river!" means that, in my eyes, you're already a dead man. Enjoy your last day!

"Clever words and a pleasing appearance are seldom signs of virtue" means that flatterers who butter everyone up have no morals, so we need to teach them how to behave!

The audience listened with tears streaming down their faces.

So that's where "strong as an ox" comes from!

The sages always say to win people over with virtue, but they never told you that their swords are called Virtue!

So, is it possible that the Analects of the Underworld are just the rules the sages laid down for the criminal world?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.