I Asked You to Teach the Analects, So Why Did You Make the Whole Audience Laugh to Death?

Su Shen transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a radio host.

From the start, he binds himself to the Get Stronger by Making People Laugh System. As long as he entertains and amuses everyone, he can earn amazement points to draw prizes and redeem all kinds of things!

Qin Yu: "The Analects is actually a book about the rules of the underworld!"

The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits: The sage doesn't want to talk to you, so he'll use brute force to beat you senseless!

When three walk together, one of them can teach me: As long as I'm one of the three, our fighting strength is equal to an entire army!

Clever words and a pleasing appearance are seldom signs of virtue: People who flatter everyone with smooth talk have no morals, so we need to teach them how to behave!

Hear the Way in the morning, die content in the evening: Find out where you live in the morning, and you'll be dead by tonight!

The audience listens with tears in their eyes.

"So that's where 'strong as an ox' comes from!"

"The sage always preached winning people over with virtue, but he never told you that his sword was named Virtue!"

"So, is it possible that the Analects of Force are actually the rules the sage laid down for the underworld?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.