Genshin Impact: From the Start, I Swindle Ganyu Out of Three Thousand Years' Wages

Venti: Ehehe, I'm the Anemo Archon!

Lu Chen: You split your stream when you shoot arrows!

Zhongli: I would buy osmanthus wine, and share it with you...

Lu Chen: The Lord of Geo never attends court again!

Raiden Shogun: You, an unpredictable factor obstructing eternity. What is your name?

Lu Chen: I didn't call you!

Little Lucky King: Wisdom is the enemy of the God of Wisdom. Knowledge is bait floating on a sea of ignorance...

Lu Chen: Hearing you speak is just like hearing you speak!

Dainsleif: I...

Lu Chen: Riddlers, get out of Teyvat!

Lu Chen transmigrated to Teyvat and bound himself to the Deception System. From then on, he swindled his way across Teyvat.

Beyond the Heavenly Principles and the Seven Archons, he left behind a legend as the Eighth God: the Scum God!

Many years later, Lu Chen recalled that afternoon when the Silk Flowers were in bloom, the day he first saw the Cocogoat at Yujing Terrace...

Miss Qilin, have you heard of Wealth Management Treasure?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.