Genshin Impact: Follow Mona and Go Hungry Nine Times in Three Days

Jiang Yu transmigrated to Teyvat. He got a System, but it turned out to be the Serenitea Pot belonging to the gun deity, Madame Ping.

Good grief, this Serenitea Pot comes with a built-in gacha system. Does that even make sense?

And to make matters worse, why does pulling require Primogems?

But the most exasperating part is this:

He was taken in by Mona, the poorest of Teyvat's three paupers!

So...

"Honey, don't worry. I'll make sure you get to eat Mora Meat every day from now on..." Jiang Yu said, looking at Mona, who held mushrooms in her left hand and a Sweet Flower in her right.

"You can't call me honey. I'm your master." Mona put her hands on her hips, looking utterly adorable.

"Yes, yes, Auntie!" Jiang Yu grinned cheekily.

"Auntie?"

"What's that?"

"Is it another kind of mushroom you can eat?" Mona asked, confused.

"Well, Auntie is from a story. Once upon a time, there was a Guo'er..." Jiang Yu gave Mona a mischievous grin.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.