Doctor, Pull It Out! Your Dad Just Has a Cold!

Doctor: Your dad has a cold.

Chen Xiaonan and Chen Xiaobei: Pull the plug.

This is the story of a dad who loves to scam his kids. Society is simple; Dad is the complicated one.

Chen Xiaobei: Dad, here's 100 yuan. I want to play on the tablet.

Chen Tian: You know there's been a crackdown at home lately, right? Does anyone know where this money came from?

Chen Xiaobei: No, I got it from my own...

Chen Tian smiled with satisfaction: You know, I've always advocated balancing work and rest. You can relax with the tablet after you finish studying. As for Mom, I'll go talk to her during study time. From now on, if something like this comes up, we can work together.

Chen Xiaonan: Dad, I want to cook tomorrow.

Chen Tian: Do you know what washing rice and cooking it means in this family?

Chen Xiaonan: Mom said it's okay.

Chen Tian: I never would've guessed! I thought you wouldn't show your rebellious side until at least fourth grade. Fine, if you want to run for office, we'll compete on our own merits. You're all grown up now. You want to run, and Dad supports you. Come on, let's drink to that.

Chen Tian: This Coke sure has a kick today.

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.