Great Qin: The Analects Master Who Taught Fusu to Castrate Zhao Gao

After transmigrating into the Great Qin Dynasty as a direct descendant of Confucius, Kong Chen heads to Xianyang Palace to teach Fusu. But when has he ever studied the proper Analects?

Fusu: "Teacher, does 'When three walk together, one of them can be my teacher' mean that I should humbly seek advice from everyone?"

Kong Chen: "Foolish! It means that if there are three people and one of them is me, our fighting strength is equal to that of an army."

Fusu: "Teacher, isn't Confucianism about winning people over with virtue?"

Kong Chen: "Cultivate yourself to nurture virtue. That means you should work out and build muscles like me, so people will respect you."

Just then, Zhao Gao incites Hu Hai to cause trouble. Kong Chen flexes the muscles bulging beneath his clothes.

Kong Chen: "The one who started this, may he have no descendants. What does that mean?"

Fusu: "The first person to use clay figurines instead of live people for burial. Does he have no descendants?"

Kong Chen: "Idiot! It means the mastermind behind the whole affair deserves to be beaten until he has no descendants."

Years later, under Kong Chen's instruction, Fusu has the build of a bear and the strength of a tiger, and carries a three-foot blade.

Kong Chen asks: "Since you've come, you may as well settle down here. What does that mean?"

Fusu: "Teacher, I understand! Since the Xiongnu have come here, they should be buried here!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.