I'm a Straight-Talking Guy, and I Made Dai Xiaomei So Mad She Needed Emergency Care

In the eighteenth year since he transmigrated, Chen Tian was in South Asia checking out women's legs when the "Straight-Talking Man System" finally came online!

When a hilariously blunt man merges with the Straight-Talking Man System, the result is terrifying!

Dai Xiaomei: "Hey, handsome, can I add you on WeChat?"

Chen Tian: "No."

Ding! You turned Dai Xiaomei down without hesitation and received a Divine-Grade Strength Pill.

Dai Xiaomei: "Why not?"

Chen Tian: "You're too flat!"

Dai Xiaomei: "What's wrong with you? Couldn't you have put that more gently?"

Chen Tian paused, turned around, and tossed his phone into the sea.

"Sorry, I don't have a phone."

Ding! The Host is so awesome, the System's voice has cracked.

System: "I knew I wouldn't bind myself to the wrong person!"

Chen Tian: "What the hell do you know? She got so mad she ended up in the hospital."

That'll do for the blurb: the snake-brained daily life of a straight-talking man who has no idea how blunt he is.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.