Sister Zhou Was Joking, but I Shouted, 'Sword, Come!'

The gods and demons invade. Ye Chen, humanity's strongest fighter, battles to the very end and dies. He is reborn three years before the invasion.

Bound to the Immortal Martial Arts Descend System, he can earn generous rewards as long as he convinces people that immortal arts and martial cultivation are real.

What's more, every bit of cultivation achieved by others is amplified a hundredfold and granted to Qin Tian.

On a show about searching for immortals, Dai Mei and Zhou Jie visit Mount Wudang to interview Chen Shixing.

They don't find Chen Shixing, but they do interview a young Taoist priest with an immortal air in the back mountains.

Zhou Jie: "Are there really no immortals in this world? Little Taoist, you don't know any supernatural arts or magic either?"

"There are no immortals in this world. They're all fake..." the young Taoist says with a chuckle, then calls out, "Sword, come!"

Boom!

The instant his words fall, ten thousand swords hum, and blades sweep through the sky.

A spirit sword descends from the heavens. The young Taoist leaps lightly onto it and vanishes into the horizon.

Zhou Jie and Dai Mei are dumbfounded. You call that no immortals???

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.