My Wife and I Returned to Age Eighteen Three Thousand Times!

Jiang Che transmigrates into the body of a man marked for death and gains the ability to be reborn alongside his beautiful wife, Liu Xian, after dying.

So people slash him while he’s walking, slash him while he’s shopping for vegetables, and even slash him while he’s asleep at home.

Every time he dies and is reborn, Liu Xian trembles in fear.

Liu Xian: Honey, how about we just be friends this time around...

Jiang Che: Don’t be silly. It really hurts every time someone cuts me to death. It’s getting late, so let’s turn in early.

Liu Xian: …

After dying and experiencing being eighteen again n times, Jiang Che finally decides he needs to change his approach. Every life, I’m the one getting slashed. Do they think I can’t pick up a knife?

And so, years later...

Underling: Boss, the emperor of the new dynasty has come to see you. He wants to borrow money to build city walls.

Liu Xian: Your sister-in-law will get you all fired up!

Jiang Che: Sweetheart, don’t be like that. I’m really tired today. If you keep this up, I’ll stab myself to death and go through being eighteen with you again!

Liu Xian: Waaaah...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.