This Sneaky Guy Has a Little Sense of Justice, But Not Much!

Su Che is woken by a knock at the door. When he opens it,

he finds the newlywed woman from next door standing there in her pajamas.

The woman: "The drain at home is clogged, and my husband's away on a business trip. Do you have time to help me unclog it?"

Su Che: I can fix the drain, but nothing else. Her husband has a black belt in taekwondo!

That night, he wakes the Sage King from five hundred years ago in a dream:

Sage King: "Even I couldn't handle a woman like her. You managed to hold out."

A sage appears once every five hundred years in the Dragon Kingdom. Su Che, congratulations on becoming the next candidate for sagehood.

By the way, you held out, but what did you mean when you told her to wear black silk?

Su Che finds ten thousand yuan on the road and immediately reports it to the police.

Just then, the hidden production crew comes over:

Congratulations! You've won the title in the 'Refusing to Keep Found Money' segment of our Kindhearted Citizen reality show. You'll receive a 500,000-yuan prize!

Su Che: Please pull your leg back. I'm a righteous man!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.