The Campus Belle Called the Police About Someone Jumping, but Was It Me?

Su Lang transmigrated to a parallel world, and something happened on his first day of school.

Investigation record: Jumping incident

School beauty: "I saw someone about to jump, so I called the police."

Classmate: "This guy was about to jump. The school beauty saw him and went to talk him out of it. After she persuaded him, he finally jumped."

Su Lang: "I heard someone was going to jump, so I went to watch. There was no way it could have been me."

Investigation record: Robbery incident

Elderly man who staged an accident: "He hit me with his car and said he'd take me to the bank to get some money. But as soon as we got there, he said it was a robbery."

Su Lang: "The old guy staged an accident, and when I went over to watch, he pinned it on me. Besides, I'm not the robber. I'm the one who called the police!"

Officer: "Then where did the black stocking on your head come from?"

The synopsis doesn't do it justice. Read the story itself, and you'll be hooked after one chapter.

Also known as: My Disciples Know How to Work a Crowd, Don't Bother Me While I'm Watching

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.