Wuxia: I'm the Slacker Among the Wudang Sect

Li Xinghe transmigrated into a world where martial arts worlds converged, becoming Zhang Sanfeng's last disciple and the Wudang Sect's junior martial uncle.

Ever since activating the Slacking System, all he had to do was slack off to earn rewards.

He slept during a lecture and was rewarded with Two Green Snakes from His Sleeves.

He eloped with Zhou Zhiruo and was rewarded with the Origin of Martial Arts.

He tricked Huang Rong into becoming a tavern server and was rewarded with the Longevity Formula.

…

On the day of Zhang Sanfeng's hundredth birthday banquet,

the righteous martial arts sects arrived to demand justice. Just as they were about to force Zhang Cuishan and his wife to atone with their lives, rolling thunder suddenly boomed from the back mountain:

"Li Xinghe of Wudang, Two Green Snakes from His Sleeves! Righteous martial artists of the world, prepare to die!!!"

Zhou Zhiruo gritted her teeth. "For my husband, I can do without this master!"

Old Mushroom: "I've sought defeat all my life, yet never been defeated. Half a cup of wine, and the whole martial world rests in my embrace!"

Huang the Little Beggar: "No peach blossoms bloom on Peach Blossom Island, but at Wudang they bloom one after another!"

Scholar Li: "Let us feast on immortals and slay ghosts for pleasure. One sword will chill the Nine Provinces!"

And there was a one-armed old man, swaying with drink and clutching a wooden sword, who bellowed, "Sword, come!"

Wanwan, Wang Yuyan, and Yaoyue: "We can serve tables too. Please take us in…"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.