From the Start, I'm a Million Merits in Debt for the Tiangang and Disha Arts

"Beautiful lady, I see a murderous aura swirling between your brows. A bloody disaster is coming, a terrible omen. Five men will take turns killing you."

"Young man, I can tell you've killed countless people. Are you going to turn yourself in, or be executed on the spot?"

"Miss, you're only sixteen. Why are you eating people?"

"The drop tower at the amusement park is malfunctioning? I can hold up a mountain!"

"A plane crash? Let me think: should I use my Heaven-and-Earth Form to save the plane, or my Sleeve Universe to pouch the sun and moon?"

"America wants to invade Taiwan? If you can make it through this natural typhoon, China will welcome you with open arms."

A woman being gang-raped, a serial killer, cannibalistic murder, a film shoot going wrong, a plane crash, America invading Taiwan: none of these are a problem.

As long as you have enough merit, snap your fingers and Japan gets hit by an earthquake!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.