Honghuang: I Steal the Heavenly Dao's Opportunity, and Hongjun Is Stunned!

After transmigrating to the Primordial World, he became the sole disciple of Ancestor Hong Yun, the biggest pushover and unluckiest man around. After activating the Snatching System, Xiao Yao began his carefree life of cutting in and taking what was meant for others.

Ancestor Hong Yun was set up by the Heavenly Dao and Hongjun? No problem. He'd make them arrive three thousand years late!

Nuwa Creates Humans and earns enough merit to become a Sage? It's just making humans. Who can't do that?

A couple of slogans are enough to establish the School of Humanity? Laozi was born with a booming voice!

Faced with a series of world-defying events that rewrote fate and turned creation upside down, the Sages were all dumbstruck.

Nuwa was dumbstruck: You made the humans, so what am I supposed to make?

Laozi was dumbstruck: You established the School of Humanity, so what am I supposed to establish?

Di Jun was dumbstruck: You married Xihe, so who am I supposed to marry?

Houtu was dumbstruck: You opened the cycle of reincarnation, so what am I supposed to open?

Yuanshi was dumbstruck: Every name on the list belongs to the Chan School. What was the point of appointing the gods?

The Heavenly Dao: After all that plotting, it turns out I'm the real clown!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.