I, Huo Qubing, Am the Han Dynasty’s Ultimate Cheat Code

140 BC.

Wei Qing found a child, and Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, named him Huo Qubing.

To complete his System tasks and become emperor as quickly as possible:

At three, he angered the Empress Dowager to the point of fainting; at five, he invented paper; at six, he made a million taels of silver; at seven, he invented printing; at eight, he made ten million taels; at nine, he proposed a state monopoly on salt and iron, greatly strengthening the country; at ten, he quelled the rebellion of the Six Kings and gained an army of his own; at twelve, he led the troops on six campaigns against the Xiongnu, watering his horses at the far end of the desert and raising a monument at Mount Langjuxu. His military achievements were unmatched! The Outcast, above all but one, and above all others!

At his birthday banquet, Huo Qubing and Liu Che were playing with cats in the courtyard when the conversation took an interesting turn.

Liu Che: Qubing, you are my son!

Huo Qubing: Hah! I'm your father, too!

Liu Che: I'm not joking. It's true!

Huo Qubing: Neither am I. It's true!

Liu Che: I want to give you the throne!

Huo Qubing: So all my hard work these years was for nothing? Why didn't you say so sooner!

Liu Che: You never asked!

Huo Qubing: Liu Che, stop right there! Don't run!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.