I Beat Up the Jade Emperor from the Start, Then Ascended to Become a Divine Lord

Zheng Wubu was secretly chosen by one of the Seven Fairy Maidens from Heaven, who forcibly dragged him into the bridal chamber.

The furious Jade Emperor swore to have Zheng Wubu torn apart by five horses, but Zheng Wubu, unaware of who he was, beat him senseless instead.

The Jade Emperor pretended to reward Zheng Wubu with a Hundred Emperors Tower, where he could experience the "happy" lives of a hundred emperors.

Jade Emperor: "Boy, if you die within a year, you can advance to the next level. Otherwise, you'll fall into Hell."

Zheng Wubu: "Easy!"

Jade Emperor: "You can't kill yourself, ask someone else to kill you, or offer no resistance when someone tries to kill you!"

Zheng Wubu: "Damn it, old man! This is a rigged death sentence! How am I supposed to die?!"

Divine Lord System: "Don't worry! I'll help you!

Capture Chiyou to gain 100 cultivation points;

Find the Nine Tripod Cauldrons to gain 500 cultivation points;

Conquer the mortal realm to gain 100,000 cultivation points..."

Jade Emperor: "Huh? Boy, why are you getting stronger the more you die?"

Zheng Wubu: "Old man, don't bother guessing. I've ascended to become the Primordial Spirit of Creation. I rule supreme over the Three Realms and Six Paths, so hand over your daughter and let me marry her!"

Jade Emperor: "?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.