Live-Streaming Senior Dating: Your Grandpa Shocks the Internet

A dating show for the elderly debuted, instantly making waves across the internet.

Streamer Dai Xiaomei had just taken the center seat, ready to use the show to make it big.

But the very first episode went off the rails thanks to one old gentleman.

Dai Xiaomei interviewed the first old gentleman:

First old gentleman: "I'm in great health. Nothing's wrong with me."

Older woman on the show: "If you're not sick, why are you taking Liuwei Dihuang Wan?"

Second old gentleman: "I don't want to talk... Just read the book yourselves."

Third old gentleman: "That mysterious little house on the moon belongs to me..."

The viewers: We don't want to watch a dating show anymore...

We just want to hear the third old gentleman tell stories.

Dai Xiaomei: "This batch of fans is so hard to handle... What a spectacular train wreck."

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