A Hundred-Year-Old Man Goes Viral After the Children's Day Gala

The Children's Day performance was a great success. A female teacher interviewed an elderly man with a head of white hair: "Sir, are you here to accompany your grandson to the event?"

The old man replied with a grief-stricken expression, "Grandson, my ass! I'm here to watch my eighteenth younger brother perform! You heard me right! He's the little brother my dad had!"

The female teacher said, "You're not joking, are you?"

Pointing at a fashionable old man sitting in a supercar parked by the school gate, the elderly man said indignantly, "Look! That's my dad. He's ninety-six this year! And the young woman in her twenties in the passenger seat is his new girlfriend!"

"Holy crap! An old man will always be an old man!"

"How the hell is that even possible?"

"Whoa! That old man is so trendy."

"Can his body handle it?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.