Siheyuan: Bang Geng Wants a Feast? I'll Give Him a Bullet

"Chen Qiuju's luck is so awful. She finally married the most family-oriented man in the courtyard, only to end up living as a widow with her child."

"There are already three widows in our courtyard. Add Chen Qiuju to the mix, and things will get lively."

"Qin Huairu has Silly Zhu and Uncle Yi looking after her, and her family of five is doing wonderfully. If Wei Zi dies, who knows how Chen Qiuju will manage with the child?"

Wang Wei listened to these voices and looked around at the people filling the room without saying a word. So where were the voices coming from?

"Is Wang Wei dead yet? Grandma said you can eat at weddings and funerals. Does that mean there'll be big chunks of fatty meat to eat?"

That was Bang Geng's voice!

Wang Wei's heart turned cold. He realized that he had transmigrated and gained the ability to read minds, letting him hear other people's thoughts. But he hadn't expected to walk straight into this.

He wasn't even dead yet, and plenty of busybodies were already arranging his funeral.

And then there was Bang Geng, the biggest ungrateful wretch in the whole courtyard, actually hoping he'd die so he could "eat at the funeral."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.