Siheyuan: Banggeng Ruined My Nobel Prize in Literature

From the start, Banggeng ruins my manuscript, and Qin Huairu says he's just a child. The First, Second, and Third Masters all take his side, Xu Damao makes snide remarks from the sidelines, and Silly Zhu tells me I should be more forgiving.

Banggeng! Do you choose to get beaten up on the spot, or become the first courtyard beast to die in the Four Courtyard Death Note?

Since everyone in the whole courtyard is a beast,

I'll start by turning that ungrateful Banggeng into a chicken, so he can experience the agony of being stolen and made into beggar's chicken.

Qin Huairu wants to suck me dry? Fine, I'll turn her into a mosquito. Go ahead and suck all you want!

Everyone in the courtyard can first get a taste of what it's like to be a beast.

We'll take our time. Let's see how I bring you all down!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.