Are You Crazy? I’m Livestreaming Sales, and You’re Calling Me “Teacher”?

Selling steaks, I start telling fairy tales: "Never forget the wisdom the Little Prince taught adults: it is the time you wasted for your rose that makes the rose so important..."

Selling rice, I start writing love letters: "I want to give you the sky and the sea, the great rivers and the mighty streams. I can't help it. When something is good, I just want to share it with you..."

Selling books, I start talking about history: "Genghis Khan's cavalry swept across Europe three times... Their farthest campaign reached the Danube... That was the wrath of God."

I'm Dong Xiaohui, formerly a teacher and now a shop assistant.

Netizens are losing it:

"I just came to buy some corn, and you made me cry with your story."

"I feel like eating Teacher Dong's shrimp could get me through the highest level of the English exam."

"I paid 100 yuan for a lesson, and Teacher Dong even gave me a bag of premium rice."

This is the golden age of paid knowledge,

and my age, too.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.